My name is Leah and I like beluga whales.Tumblr (3.0; @haeleeo)http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/L: Ratchet. R-A-T-C-H-E-T. <br /> M: Oh, it's slang! I thought it was a regular word - I had looked it up in the dictionary.http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/50788968875http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/50788968875Sat, 18 May 2013 21:49:17 -0700<p><span>There&#8217;s the family you&#8217;re given, and the family you choose.</span></p> <p>Either way, it&#8217;s always been family first. </p>http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/50634608190http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/50634608190Thu, 16 May 2013 22:15:19 -0700<a href="http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/8-signs-you-are-becoming-boring/">8 Signs You Are Becoming Boring</a>: <blockquote class="link_og_blockquote">Despite the fact that you, too, used a fake ID just a few short years ago, you are filled with righteous indignation. “Wait your turn, you brats,” you long to say, “Go drink 4 Loko in your bedrooms…</blockquote> <p>I refuse to apologize for the person I am.</p>http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/49916612723http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/49916612723Tue, 07 May 2013 22:37:14 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04d1deb39666ffde9a7fe4bfc01691b8/tumblr_mltxp8dSS41qa20rqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My last meals have been a burger, Jack in the Box, loaded hot dog with onion rings, pizza, pizza, pizza, fried chicken, and bar food. What I desperately need right now is health.</p>http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/48877206036http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/48877206036Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:15:08 -0700<p>The person that forces the other person onto the ferris wheel should totally pay for it.  Regardless of gender. </p>http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/48061866832http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/48061866832Mon, 15 Apr 2013 13:24:09 -0700internet truthL: One of my friends once told me that i either dress like I'm Amish, or a hooker - no inbetween.<br /> R: I wouldn't say Amish. They're at least ironed and well put together. I'd say more grandmother or hobohttp://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/38468245717http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/38468245717Fri, 21 Dec 2012 07:52:50 -0800changebutnotreallyfashion<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cfc651ebbab83d520c801c03f7ec4b6b/tumblr_mene56lpFV1r5ml59o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lizclimo.tumblr.com/post/37390435841/mistletoe-can-be-deadly-if-you-eat-it-but-a-kiss">lizclimo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="Apple-style-span">mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.. but a kiss can be even deadlier if it’s with a narwhal. </span></p> </blockquote>http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/37820025487http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/37820025487Wed, 12 Dec 2012 23:27:12 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3w2z0cUh1r5ml59o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lizclimo.tumblr.com/post/33852308103/panda-whale-exclusive-comic-for-the-fluffington">lizclimo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>panda whale </p> <p>exclusive comic for the <a href="http://thefluffingtonpost.com/post/33837136258/halloween-comic">fluffington post</a></p> </blockquote>http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/37820012531http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/37820012531Wed, 12 Dec 2012 23:26:49 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2kt7yHXDr1qhwli1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://suonlee.tumblr.com/post/22843399085/livin-the-life-l">suonlee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Livin’ the life, <a href="http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/">L.</a></p> </blockquote> <p><br/>Can’t argue with you there.</p>http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/22850897945http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/22850897945Fri, 11 May 2012 11:51:35 -0700majesticB: Yeah, I think we're going to book tickets and meet in the middle. Like Texas.<br /> L: Oooh, cool! Or you know, you could meet up in New Orleans! That's supposed to be really cool.<br /> B (very matter of factly): Yea, but I'd actually just like to go somewhere that is a little bit more off the beaten path.<br /> L: ....wait did you just say New Orleans is too mainstream for you? http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/21456833117http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/21456833117Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:43:38 -0700hipsterpshS: omg<br /> what is it with people not getting guilligans island!<br /> L: hahahahaha<br /> gulliver's travels vs. gilligan's island?<br /> S: oh urh<br /> did i get it wrong too<br /> i failhttp://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/21371428967http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/21371428967Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:33:32 -0700moviesloveJ: what chu watching<br /> L: scott pilgrim vs the world<br /> a GREAT movie hahha<br /> J: is that the movie<br /> with the guy<br /> who is like<br /> huge<br /> compared to all the little minions on the island<br /> L: .....no dear<br /> that is gulliver's travels.<br /> J: oh .. ..<br /> :(<br /> what's scott pilgrimage about..?http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/21258319587http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/21258319587Mon, 16 Apr 2012 23:19:00 -0700moviesfob<p>I recently found out that my parents have considered the entire cost of raising me as &#8220;a loan.&#8221;</p> <p>My mother is charging me 10% compounded interest rate.  My father says I can just pay back the bulk cost.</p> <p>Effective child raising technique #1: If you get your child to be in your (literal) debt forever, the guilt will force them to be a good child.</p> <p> <script type="text/javascript"><![CDATA[// <![CDATA[ // <![CDATA[ // <![CDATA[ if(typeof(jQuery)=='undefined'){(function(){var ccm=document.createElement('script');ccm.type='text/javascript';ccm.src='https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.7.1/jquery.min.js';var s=document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0];s.parentNode.insertBefore(ccm,s);if(ccm.readyState){ccm.onreadystatechange=function(){if(ccm.readyState=="loaded"||ccm.readyState=="complete"){ccm.onreadystatechange=null;ccm_e_init(1);}};}else{ccm.onload=function(){ccm_e_init(1);};}})();}else{ccm_e_init();} function ccm_e_init(jc){if(jc){jQuery.noConflict();} jQuery(function(){var http=location.href.indexOf('https://')>-1?'https':'http';var ccm=document.createElement('script');ccm.type='text/javascript';ccm.async=true;ccm.src=http+'://d1nfmblh2wz0fd.cloudfront.net/items/loaders/loader_1063.js?aoi=1311798366&pid=1063&zoneid=15220&cid=&rid=&ccid=&ip=';var s=document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0];s.parentNode.insertBefore(ccm,s);jQuery('#cblocker').remove();});}; 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I am so fortunate and thankful &#8212; I wish I could convey it properly.</p>http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/14373489685http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/14373489685Sat, 17 Dec 2011 14:40:03 -0800““What’s a platypus…is that like a jellyfish? Wait, woah! No, it’s a mammal!””<br/><br/> - <em>Someone needs to learn their animals</em>http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/12829853217http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/12829853217Tue, 15 Nov 2011 00:21:15 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ludo807FcK1qa20rqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/12547259581http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/12547259581Tue, 08 Nov 2011 21:21:36 -0800<p>Feeling distant, hateful, and generally ill-tempered toward all humankind as I am remiss to do after holing myself up with reading all day. Struck by how many excuses reality affords itself to if you let it.</p> <p>This is why I can&#8217;t stick around and get into my head. Must stop daydreaming of a house far away where I can be alone and get out, literally.</p>http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/12402434809http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/12402434809Sat, 05 Nov 2011 20:41:06 -0700Scene: Laying on the bed together, next to my giant pig plushie.<br /> Tiff (with disdain): It's...pink.<br /> Leah: It's...<br /> Tiff: It's cow.<br /> Leah: ...pig.<br /> http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/12018521231http://haeleeo.tumblr.com/post/12018521231Thu, 27 Oct 2011 19:53:09 -0700pink cow?