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My name is Leah and I like beluga whales.

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Livin’ the life, L.


Can’t argue with you there.

#majestic  

On potential vacation locations

  • B: Yeah, I think we're going to book tickets and meet in the middle. Like Texas.
  • L: Oooh, cool! Or you know, you could meet up in New Orleans! That's supposed to be really cool.
  • B (very matter of factly): Yea, but I'd actually just like to go somewhere that is a little bit more off the beaten path.
  • L: ....wait did you just say New Orleans is too mainstream for you?
#hipster  #psh  

On movies, Part 2

  • S: omg
  • what is it with people not getting guilligans island!
  • L: hahahahaha
  • gulliver's travels vs. gilligan's island?
  • S: oh urh
  • did i get it wrong too
  • i fail
#movies  #love  

On movies

  • J: what chu watching
  • L: scott pilgrim vs the world
  • a GREAT movie hahha
  • J: is that the movie
  • with the guy
  • who is like
  • huge
  • compared to all the little minions on the island
  • L: .....no dear
  • that is gulliver's travels.
  • J: oh .. ..
  • : (
  • what's scott pilgrimage about..?
#movies  #fob  

I recently found out that my parents have considered the entire cost of raising me as “a loan.”

My mother is charging me 10% compounded interest rate.  My father says I can just pay back the bulk cost.

Effective child raising technique #1: If you get your child to be in your (literal) debt forever, the guilt will force them to be a good child.

They’re burning everyone and everything - and of course, the first thing I think is OH MY GOD MY MULBERRY BAG.

-AY, describing her dream (and apparently her priorities)

#love  

Not prepared at all.

Ready, break!

Taking a beat and a breath to refresh. I am so fortunate and thankful — I wish I could convey it properly.

What’s a platypus…is that like a jellyfish? Wait, woah! No, it’s a mammal!

Someone needs to learn their animals
 
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