My last meals have been a burger, Jack in the Box, loaded hot dog with onion rings, pizza, pizza, pizza, fried chicken, and bar food. What I desperately need right now is health.
3 weeks ago on April 25, 2013 at 02:15pm
Glad to have you back and so with the times.
- L: Ratchet. R-A-T-C-H-E-T.
- M: Oh, it's slang! I thought it was a regular word - I had looked it up in the dictionary.
4 days ago on May 18, 2013 at 09:49pm
There’s the family you’re given, and the family you choose.
Either way, it’s always been family first.
6 days ago on May 16, 2013 at 10:15pm
8 Signs You Are Becoming Boring ›
Despite the fact that you, too, used a fake ID just a few short years ago, you are filled with righteous indignation. “Wait your turn, you brats,” you long to say, “Go drink 4 Loko in your bedrooms…
I refuse to apologize for the person I am.
2 weeks ago on May 07, 2013 at 10:37pm
The person that forces the other person onto the ferris wheel should totally pay for it. Regardless of gender.
1 month ago on April 15, 2013 at 01:24pm
Just in time for new resolutions
- L: One of my friends once told me that i either dress like I'm Amish, or a hooker - no inbetween.
- R: I wouldn't say Amish. They're at least ironed and well put together. I'd say more grandmother or hobo
5 months ago on December 21, 2012 at 07:52am
mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.. but a kiss can be even deadlier if it’s with a narwhal.
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5 months ago on December 12, 2012 at 11:27pm
panda whale
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5 months ago on December 12, 2012 at 11:26pm
Livin’ the life, L.
Can’t argue with you there.
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1 year ago on May 11, 2012 at 11:51am
On potential vacation locations
- B: Yeah, I think we're going to book tickets and meet in the middle. Like Texas.
- L: Oooh, cool! Or you know, you could meet up in New Orleans! That's supposed to be really cool.
- B (very matter of factly): Yea, but I'd actually just like to go somewhere that is a little bit more off the beaten path.
- L: ....wait did you just say New Orleans is too mainstream for you?
1 year ago on April 20, 2012 at 03:43pm
